Dash H. Vazquez

Dash H. Vazquez

Chief Barketing Officer

The Pennsylvania State University

Dash Hound Vazquez is the longest-running member of the Vazquez Lab. His skills include:

  • Executive Borketing
  • SEO optimization around his unfathomable cuteness
  • Rodent vivisections

In addition to his day-to-day role, DH Vazquez provides research support to the Vazquez lab as an emotionally-supported animal.

Interests
  • Barketing
  • Rodent Physiology
  • Gastronomic Sciences
Education
  • Ph.D. in Human Genetics, 2020

    The University of Chicago

  • B.Sc. in Barketing, 2015

    University of Hard Knocks, Chicago